More funnies from Abby

The other night, after trying to get Abby to bed at least a half a dozen times, she comes out of her bedroom again. I was in the kitchen. She walks up and says, "Mommy, I can't go to sleep, it's just too boring!" Isn't it supposed to be boring? That's the whole point!

She had a hang nail the other day. Tony cut it off, but it was bleeding a little bit. Abby says, "I need a bandaid, my toe is blooding!"

We were at Rosedale the other day. We walked by Claire's. I asked Abby if she wanted to get her ears pieced again. She looks and me and frowns and says matter-of-factly, "I'm never doing that again!"

Last night, she got a sliver in her big toe from the deck. We had to get it out so it didn't get infected. Holy cow can that girl scream. Our neighbors probably think that we torture our children. We did finally get it out, but it took three of us!

I would pay money to get into Abby's head.

The other day we couldn't find the remote for the cable box. We tore the house apart for two days. Iasked Abby if she knew where it was. I asked her if she could help us look for it. She played dumb. "I don't know where it is. The remote is lost. Where could it be." Yesterday, Jessie called me at work and said that Abby showed her where the remote was. She put it in the back of the drawer under a bunch of stuff. Little stinker!!

The power went out a couple of weeks ago and the TV turned off while she was watching something. She says, "Don't worry, I'll fix it with my egg remote". She was very peeved when she realized that it wasn't going to work no matter what remote we used.

Last night, she decided to cuddle with me while Tony took a shower. She gave me a hug and said, "Mommy you have beautiful eyebrows." Where did that come from. Beautiful eyebrows?!